Cock-a-Doodle-Schnoodle-Doo.

December 15, 2016.

                                

The President-elect has proudly annouced that the new White House canine-elect will be a Labradoodle.  Which is not even a recognized breed.  Just sayin’.  Shrug, both eyebrows raised.  But then, is that a recognized President-elect?  I’ll shaddup now.  Great Dogs!  But not a recognized breed.

I’m not tryin’ to be a dog expert/snob/know-it-all, ya’ll, but the National Dog Show recently poo-pooed the made-up titles ‘backyard breeders’ are using to make good old mutt puppies appear ultra adorable and extra expensive. “There is no such thing as a ‘Teacup Poodle’!, he scorned:  No respectable breeder would say that!”.  Oh, the scandal.

I found this on the internet
and a few friends made some suggestions:
Collie x Lhasa Apso = Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport.
Pointer x Setter = Pointsetter, a traditional Christmas pet.
Great Pyrenes x Dachshund = Pyradachs, a puzzling breed.
Pekinese x Lhasa Apso = Peekasso, an abstract dog.
Newfoundland x Basset Hound = Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors.
Terrier x Bulldog = Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes.
Bloodhound x Labrador = Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly.
Malamute x Pointer – Moot Point, owned by …. oh, well, it doesnt matter anyway.
Collie x Malamute = Commute, a dog that travels to work.
Deerhound x Terrier – Derriere, a dog that’s true to the end.
Bull Terrier x Shih Tzu = Oh, never mind ….
What more is there to say?
We love all dogs, mutts or otherwise.
#cockerdoodle, #schnickerdoodle, #terri-poo, #goldendoodle, # dachsidoodle, #puggle, #doberdoodle

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