Here are some things I’ve learned on this trip. You will be glad you’ve learned from my experiences. You’re welcome.
1) If you eat a green chili burger in Santa Fe, I suggest you put the toilet paper in the fridge overnight. You will thank me for this tip. When they look quizzically at you as you order and they tell you “it’s hot”, and you just blow them off with a “phwah” and a flighty hand gesture, you will be seriously sorry. Listen to them. They are not messing around, people. THIS. is the evidence. The green chili is hiding under the cheese. And it’s potentially lethal. I only ate half of it and spent the next 24 hours in the loo counting the tiles on the wall.
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